Well, the rain was so miserable that I punted the ham radio meeting this month. Getting home was bad enough. I didn’t want to turn around and get in a nice rain-created traffic jam. I’m feeling a bit tired anyway, and I don’t want to miss the last few episodes of Friends nor any episode of CSI. Any shows that make science seem cool are high on my list.

So, I’ve been seeing previews for Secret Window, a movie that looks like a bad horror cheese-fest, but how it has Johnny Depp and John Turturro. John Turturro and Johnny Depp. No matter how you cut it, it still comes out cheese. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. No matter how you slice it, it comes up baloney. Neither does that.

Anyone who has seen the creepy Quizno’s commercials and hasn’t had enough should see this.