I was going to mention some of it, but every time I thought, “This is the cheesiest 80’s song I have,” I found another that was much cheesier. Back when I worked at Verinform, I almost killed my boss walking back from lunch when I talked about how the 12″ remixes of Spandau Ballet was too repetitious and how I felt justified in buying another copy of their “Best of” album that had the non-lengthened music. He was laughing so hard he had to stop walking to catch his breath.

One of the things they do at most Crossfit gyms is to take pictures of the workouts. You can imagine how many pictures there are of me making weird faces. The pictures of last Saturday are something I wouldn’t pay any money to see: it was on its way to another 100°F scorcher and I was working out with my shirt off. There’s even a picture of it. Like I said, I wouldn’t pay to see that sort of thing.

In other news, I heard that school is about to start and kids’ soccer practice begins next week which really means that I’ve pissed away my summer yet again. Hooray.