The effing birds are going into the effing chimney at the effing school now and it’s attracting all sorts of effing people to the effing hill across from our effing house. They block the effing street and they leave all their effing trash and its an effing pain in the effing ass. I mean, this isn’t even the peak of the people and look at them all.

The city won’t pave the street in front of our houses because they say it’s a “private street”. I wish we could just block outside people from parking on the “private street”. That would solve most of the problems. The trash they leave on the hill can be someone else’s problem. I wish the stupid Audubon Society would quit promoting this as an “event” if they’re not willing to help us out with the trash and the parking. Fortunately, it’s only for a few weeks out of the year.

Today I attended the first day of a Mountain Athlete seminar. I really enjoyed it. The guy explained his methods for training after a slightly toned down version of his workout. Most of his clients are mountain climbing guides, so they’re pretty darn fit and each one of his workouts is like a week of workouts at my gym. Plus, the seminar started at 7:30AM and I’m usually not even up that early on most Saturdays. But the exercises were unique and some, like the tire drag, were pretty fun and my front squats are looking better.