Got an email from a woman telling me she thinks I’m hot. I’m sure it’s not spam. She said she met me at a party, and I haven’t been to a party in, well, months. And then there was gibberish.

Well, it beats having the email telling me my penis is too small. As I’ve always said, I’m not worried about the length, I’m worried about the frequency of use.

TMI, I’m sure.