Last week, I went to the gun store and the Assault Weapons Ban was still in effect. I bought a flashlight. This last weekend I went to the gun store and the Assault Weapons ban had sunsetted. I didn’t buy anything, but my friend bought a WHOLE BOX OF BATTERIES. Woo. We’re real thugs.

We did figure out that our fancy flashlights cost $3/hr in batteries and $1/hr in bulbs to run.