Today we found out that we’re getting an “Employee Handbook.” You know, “Wash your hands twice before starting to program,” “No drinking on your free time,” “Bow down before the executives when you see them in the hallway,” etc, etc. Sounds like our “Employee Handbook” is going to be worse than Intel’s, and Intel is the closest I got to having my soul stolen.

I missed most of the Presidential Debate, but it was on the TV’s at the gym. I read a little of the closed captioning and it looked like Kerry actually got around to making some clear points, and Bush, well, he just said the same old thing. Plus, Kerry didn’t look like Lurch and Bush looked like a monkey.

The worst part was that the cute 22-year-old was talking to a guy with a head like a melon. If I were only 10 years younger, then she could officially be not talking to me. Either way, I’m just part of the background.