Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: fireman, cop, salesman. Johnny was being rather quiet so the teacher asked him about his father.

“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if there’s a really good offer, he’ll go out to the alley with some guy and make love for money.”

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask, “Is that really true about your father?

“No,” said Johnny, “He plays for the New York Yankees, but I was too embarassed to say so.”

Go Red Sox.