So today, on the way to work, I saw a homeless guy with a giant sign that said, “HONK IF YOU HATE BUSH.” As I walked by him, he waggled the sign at me. I told him, “I’d honk if I could,” and he gave me a huge smile.

When I went to the ham radio swap meet on Saturday, I saw a friend of mine who gave me his card for speed dating. I guess he’s the local coordinator. My co-workers think I’ll just effectively annoy people in the alloted time, and they’re probably right.

So even though nobody cares, I bought some teeth whitening strips to try and get the coffee stains off my teeth. At least the guy at the drugstore gave me a discount.