In attempt to lure more women towards my 40-year-old carcass, I had to make my smile more enticing and get rid of the brown streaky coffee stains. The stains are more noticeable now that I used Crest Whitestrips to whiten the rest of my teeth. Last weekend a female acquaintance of mine even asked me, “What’s up with your teeth?”

So what did I do? I got MORE WHITESTRIPS! And this time, they’re making my teeth hurt! Good thing they’re making my teeth whiter, too.

When I got home today, I had a package from Carolyn! Yay! She sent prints of Forest Park in the fog and a DVD of Love Actually, the movie I wanted to see. (Mariko and Carolyn vetoed me and and we watched Spiderman 2 and The Bourne Supremacy instead.) I hope it’s as good as an Xmas movie as Comfort and Joy, one of my favorites.

At least it wasn’t a big gay movie, and speaking of big gay movie, I hear that there’s going to be a new release of Top Gun! I could have dreamed that, though.