Words banned from my blog.

Apparently my blog has attracted some sort of occult hen party and they think I’ve been mentioning a certain person too many times. Twice in one week is what I see, but the vigilante mob appears to think that I could be some sort of stalker. I defy the mob to look at my google cache (if there were such a thing) and see if I’ve looked up anything this week besides:

  1. Cell phones
  2. Cell phone plans
  3. Whether Top Gun is going to be re-released on DVD.

Oh, crap. that was all at work. Let me restate that as, “ALL I LOOKED UP LAST WEEK WAS SYSTEM ADMINISTRATION TOPICS LIKE ntp AND sendmail!”

Anyway, I’m banning these following words from my blog to keep from looking like some sort of stalker (and by “some sort” I mean a really, really inept stalker since I just sit at home and use the web to read about ham radio most of the time):

  • 10. Chump
  • 9. Chumpette
  • 8. Yours
  • 7. Up
  • 6. Pimpmobile
  • 5. Bite
  • 4. My
  • 3. Shiny
  • 2. Daffodil
  • 1. Ass

Crap. Wrong list.


Ah, crap-a-doodle-doo, I just spent the last several hours trying to get another ringtone working in my new cell phone and it didn’t work. Must be some sort of secret so they can sell me one.