Well, my ex never called me to pill her cat while she’s off on vacation. Now I’m worried about the cat.

So back to complaining about shirt sizes. I don’t find myself to be a huge guy, but I feel like a pig and according the Body Mass Index charts I’m overweight at 169 lbs. When I left Japan I was 65kg, or about 143lbs. Now I’m close to 169lbs or 76.7kg. Yeesh. My old driver’s license doesn’t show my weight:

But my new one does, and of course the weight is a little off:

But anyway, borderline fat boy (according the the BMI scale) wears a MEDIUM shirt and a SMALL jacket. Yeesh. Can’t we get some coordination between the clothing manufacturers and the health guidelines? And no, they’re not all tight and well, you know, non-heterosexual-looking. Not that it makes any difference. The closest I get to romance is watching the DVD of Love Actually I have on my desk.