So, here I was, staring at this empty box on the WordPress “Write Post” page thinking that I’d written something and I hadn’t. And I was talking to women at the gym again, not the gay guys that my sister thinks I talk to. Do I pick them for attractiveness, for buffness, for the size of their, er, PERSONALITY?

Nope. I talk to them if they have iPods! Last week I saw someone with an iPod Shuffle. It’s quite cute practical but we all know I don’t need THREE iPods. I’m sure if I didn’t have two I’d want the second one, but now that I have two I only use one. I asked her if she’d reloaded the songs and she said she hasn’t gone through her first 100 yet. Of course, I listened to Richard Marx twice today…