OK, so I even went as far as calling Il’s co-worker Rick. Well, I TRIED to call his co-worker Rick, but I didn’t know Rick’s last name so I think they gave me the wrong Rick. No wonder he didn’t call me back. In any case, Il was off on a cruise in the Carribean and swore he told me before he left. We figured out that he did call, but didn’t get me and didn’t leave a message on my answering machine. He did, however, gain 10 pounds on his trip.

Did I mention my 88-year-old father was poking me yesterday, telling me I am fat?

Oh, and let me know if you can’t read my blog, since SOMEONE is convinced that it’s broken. Yeah, I know it would be hard to read that if you can’t read this blog, but I don’t need to make any sense. I should, however, quit using the intarweb to cheat on crossword puzzles.