My boss has studied a lot of the “fast seduction” and “get a girl tonight” kind of books and likes manipulating women for his own amusement. He found out that I didn’t do so well at speed dating and said if I didn’t read the instructions and buy into this whole smarmy control structure, that I’d be fired. (He often “fires” me for the songs I have on my iPod which includes lots of 80’s schlock.)

Well, I told my sister about this and she said, “Hah. Like you could get any of that to work” My friend Greg thinks that I’d be overcome by my honest streak (which is a way of saying I can’t keep my frigging mouth shut).

In any case, I found information on the intarweb about how to seduce women. It seems kinda cheesy. It probably works, but I don’t know if it fits into my goals in life. Those goals are a mystery even to myself, but I don’t think it includes becoming the ass-master of Portland.