So today I figured out another reason to work out. I was reading a magazine while on the StairMaster (what else am I going to do, visualize my calories burning?) and I had a hard time holding up the copy of GQ I was looking at. Either I have to pick lighter magazines, or I have to work out more. I’m not sure why I decided to look at GQ for the first time since college, but I did see a lot of nice suits I’m not going to buy. Actually it was tuxes in this issue.
So I’m still against the huge monstrosity in the gym, but I did end up talking to the guy who invented the thing. I love talking geeky things with people. Sounds like he’s only made a couple of these things. It’s neat and all but who can afford it?
And look how much space it takes up.
a combination of the stationery bike and the treadmill. one might say genius. or one might say asshole go ride your bike outside like you’re supposed to. that is the most ridiculous piece of crap i’ve ever seen.
Are those lane markings down the center? HA HA HA. Maybe if you get the asswipe to move the bicycle in the corner, you can use that little area to stretch.