OK, so that’s an exaggeration. One of the movies, Badder Santa had a stripper in it.

My buddy Greg wanted to see The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy today, but when we got to the theatre I saw that Star Wars: Return of the Sucky Movie had no line! So of course I dragged Greg to see it. It wasn’t that bad. The best part was that I was expecting it to be bad, so it dodn’t take much to impress me. I had major problems with the science, but it surely didn’t suck as much as Ewoks or Jar-Jar Binks.

As soon as we left, of course, Greg noticed that The Hitchhiker’s Guide was starting in five minutes so we went into to see that too. The best part was that we missed all the dumb advertising before the movie. I think that’s a movie where you need to read the book first.

Of course, after I got home I watched Badder Santa and then Blade Trinity. Too much sitting today.