So today, I went to a book reading and I was disappointed that there weren’t more people there. I actually bought the book for once, too. But really, this book isn’t furthering my cause as a pathetically single straight man.
Rich Merritt was very earnest and told us growing up as an evangelical Christian, becoming a Marine, and then hitting another extreme by acting in gay porno films. And since Thuy asked, I did get his signature.
Why do I need this book? Well, it’s because I’M NOSY. So wouldn’t being a doctor be the best job for me since I could find out all sorts of stuff about people? Actually, what would be better is being some sort of criminal lawyer.
I hope the guy does well. His dad just died, he lost his job, and he had a buddy from the Marines die as well. All I can do to support him is buy his book. I’ll let you know how it is.
that you freely admit to being interested in a gay porn star has just brought your straight animal magnetism up by seven mega webers.
is that him on the cover?
Semper Fi! Once a Marine, always a Marine (even if it’s a gay porn star Marine).
dude. you have a signed copy of a gay marine’s book.
was that one of the things you told them about on OK cupid or the 20 minutes dating thing?