I’ve been waiting two weeks for my doctor’s appointment. It was a “new patient” visit since my old doctor had left. (She left the practice about a year ago to spend more time with her kids.) So I had to figure out what to tell my doctor about my medical condition in the past year and I made a list.
I just feel like I’m falling apart lately, but these are the big points I wanted to ask him about:
- my left ear sounds squishy when I chew
- I have an odd rash on my left arm that made my arm scaly
- I have odd sharp pains when I’m running
- My floaters in my left eye are getting worse
Well, the floaters are really something I need to talk to an ophthalmologist about and the sharp pains are chronic and transient and seemed to annoy the doctor. In fact, he asked me, “What are you doing here?” And the squishy ear and rash? Basically he said if I wait the problems will resolve themselves.
Actually, he spent a lot of the time telling me that he couldn’t believe someone with an Electrical Engineering degree from MIT couldn’t get into Medical School.
Well, pal, you’re looking at him.
What a letdown.
Go see an eye doctor, ya freak.
Oh, and run on the trails if you’re having sharp pains when you run. Concrete sucks the big rod.
Hello insane one! When are you going to see a shrink? I think that it’s high time! I’m convinced that my arteries are clogged in my neck because sometimes when I lay belly down with my head to the side I get dizzy and I can hear the rushing of the blood so loud that I have to change positions! Is it possible that I’m nuts too??? Can’t wait to see you…Megan