And before you think that IT is something exciting, you should know that all I did was bought the electric snake (or drain auger if you prefer) because I checked my Quicken files and noticed that I paid $175 to have Rescue Rooter come out and the electric snake was only $150 including shipping. I know I can rent one for $50 or so, but I usually need it at 10PM or on Sunday or some other inconvenient time. You know how it is.

I just figured it was time to start worrying about something I can actually do something about.

Oh, and have you ever had weird ideas pop into your head when you’re trying to get to sleep? I mean really weird ones, not like, “Did I turn the stove off?” or “Can I make it all night without peeing or should I go right now?” I saw the kickboxing instructor from the gym (who is very attractive and wiry) knocking the crap out of me. I have no idea where that came from, but I hope it never happens.

HOLY CRAP WILL THIS BASEBALL GAME NEVER END?