After two years of going to the gym, I actually got the phone number of one of the women there. And it’s not because she wants to sell me Amway. I guess she was going out with this guy (who I called “the doughy guy”) and recently she got a call from the doughy guy’s wife! She thought he was single. The woman at work told me not to call the woman from the gym, because the woman from the gym probably just wants to talk about the doughy guy situation. Well, I sent the woman from the gym a text message and she replied, “Who are you? Are you the guy from Goose Hollow?”

Honestly, you’d think I was invisible or something.

I did see the woman from the gym, at the gym, today and she said she wanted to talk but had plans and kept talking as she walked away. In fact, one of the guys I know even remarked as she walked out of the door, “Is she still talking?”