I’ve mentioned how little luck I have on match.com or anywhere else. My friend Megan who I am no longer listening to told me that she was mad at me because of my lame profile and how I should get on because she was dating every eligible man in the Bay area because of match.com. Well, I had three “new” emails waiting on match.com and so I paid the $30 to see what they were. (You can create a profile for free, but to read the email sent to you, you have to pay. It used to be you got to read them for free, but couldn’t send any replies without joining.)
The emails were:
- A message from a woman who said she was from NC but in the email she says she’s from Rus_sia. The underscore is probably to get out of spam filters. Her profile appears to be deleted.
- A message from a woman who said she was 24 and in MD, but who had her profile deleted. Probably for being a Nigerian dude looking for money.
- A message from Megan.
So I told match.com to cancel my account and I just paid $30 to get an abusive email from Megan when I can get abuse from her for free. It costs LESS to call Paris from a hotel in Boston, by the way. I deleted my account, submitted the information to my state attorney general, and called AMEX who said I’m screwed and out $30. Maybe once I stop being mad, I’ll take Megan out of my blocked email list, but I wonder how much that’ll end up costing me.
The women out there are CRAZY! I should have responded to your match.com profile – but I live way down in Florida. Too far to meet up for a cocktail, durn it. Your friend Megan is right. You are a good catch – cute, funny, smart, even handy around the house (although I’m remembering your struggle with the Pella window…)!
Forget Match.com. Try FitnessSingles.com or Mate1.com. Actually try Mate1 because Ihave had better luck there. I know that as a female, it is free. And it is too bad that you are on the opposite coast because I would be willing to go out for a drink with you. And I wouldn’t abuse you like Megan. Have you ever thought that maybe she is abusing because she really like you? Just an idea…..
How about that one that is on TV a lot….
with the older man as a spokesman….
crap….
I can hear the theme music in my head…
E-harmony maybe?
Ohhh, Megan is SO going to kick your ass. You’d better unblock her fast! Even with your big new muscles, my money is on her! She is way scarier than you!
Thanks Mariko!
You got your 30 bucks worth, THANKS TO ME!
Because I’m so mean you, you’ve got 2 chicks that are willing to date you 🙂 I think that I’m pretty crafty AND nice!
You have 3 days to cancel your account and get your money back silly!
Hey, give it a chance! We the readers would love to read about your adventures in dating 🙂
Well, there I was looking at your sister’s site when I saw your goofy face! Had to click and skim around and read up a bit. You sound hillarious and me and my co-worker (yes, bored as we are) decided you need to forget Match.com! I’m in the Bay Area, but I’m attached and old-but you sound adorable and I have NEW co-workers (young and single) that maybe I could hook you up with!
And no, I’m not a Megan-plant! Just a random blog-diver!