Dave the trainer is a buff but shorter Jewish guy. Well, I don’t know how Jewish, since his dad wears a yarmluke but Dave like pork chops. My sister imagined he was a tall blonde guy. Funny thing is, most of the male trainers at my gym have shaved heads. A co-worker who is a friend of Dave’s emailed me the picture with the subject line, “Dorks.” Or was it, “Geeks?” In any case it’s on my work laptop and not anywhere I can get to without booting up Windows, and I don’t want to do that this late at night.

I was so tired after work that I had to take an hour-long nap. I’m had a series of nightmarish dreams, but after I got through the post-nap fog all memory of the dreams vanished. Weird.